Fifty Shades of Blue

I’m going to need your assistance with this post.  I’d like to do a little role play.  Are you ready?  I am going to demonstrate how to find pleasure in a certain amount of… Continue reading

Say Hello to Uncle Brett

I have a colorful household to say the least.  My brother-in-law Brett just walked by wearing his usual nightly attire.  His striped tank top is tightly tucked into his smiley face pajama pants.… Continue reading

Slap that bitch off the moon

“Cadeisms,” its what I call the wonderful quotes and bits of advice my son shares with me.    A good friend of mine reminded me of another one “Slap that bitch off the moon.”… Continue reading

Spitting Outburst Round Two

It is now 3:34 am April 22, 2015.  The break from spitting and screaming was short lived.  After a 30 minute period of relief it has started again.  Something tells me this is… Continue reading


My name is Kelly Jude Melerine. I am a stay at home dad of a seventeen year old autistic boy named Cade. I quit my job in banking two years ago after going… Continue reading