Roar

“Ruff ruff ruff…woof woof…ruff ruff…woof woof” the dogs jumped at the door awaiting the person on the other side.  “Woof woof…ruff…” “Shut up!” I shouted.  “It’s just Uncle Brett coming home from the gym.”… Continue reading

Fifty Shades of Blue

I’m going to need your assistance with this post.  I’d like to do a little role play.  Are you ready?  I am going to demonstrate how to find pleasure in a certain amount of… Continue reading

Say Hello to Uncle Brett

I have a colorful household to say the least.  My brother-in-law Brett just walked by wearing his usual nightly attire.  His striped tank top is tightly tucked into his smiley face pajama pants.… Continue reading

Slap that bitch off the moon

“Cadeisms,” its what I call the wonderful quotes and bits of advice my son shares with me. “Slap that bitch off the moon.” This came along one day while he was watching a… Continue reading

Intro

My name is Kelly Jude Melerine. I am a stay at home dad of a teenage boy with autism. His name is Cade. I quit my job in banking two years ago after… Continue reading